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Ass Diamond 

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.
Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....
Ass Diamond by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011

Thigh Diamond

The gap between a woman's upper thigh that looks like a diamond.
Damn bro, she has that thigh diamond!
Thigh Diamond by D-Day284 December 13, 2014

scene diamond necklace 

A scene trend. It is a necklace with a large crude, cartoon-like diamond sketch dangling from it (aka a scene diamond). They come in a variety of colors and sizes. Kiki Kannibal sells them in Kiki Kouture, but they can also be bought elsewhere. You can even make them yourself. There are many YouTube videos that instruct one on how to make their own scene diamond necklace.
Scene kid: I spent, like, a TON of money on this scene diamond necklace.

Scene kid 2: Really? I just spent like fifteen dollars.

Scene kid: O-em-gee really? I got mine from Kiki Kouture.

Scene kid 2: Oh, I got it from this other place online.

Scene kid: I didn't know there were other places...

Scene kid 3: Heyy, guys! Like my scene diamond necklace?

Scene kid 1/2: Wow! That's mad pretty! How much? And where did you get it from?

Scene kid 3: o_o I made it myself. I even made a video on YouTube showing how to.

Scene kid 1/2: WOW THAT'S SO RAD!!!!1

Pink Diamond 

My personal favorite Diamond in the whole Universe of Steven Universe a show on Cartoon Network
Steven: Pearl? Did.... You Shatter *Pink Diamond?*
Pink Diamond by Super Red October 20, 2019

Hope Diamond 

A diamond that was discovered in Golconda. It is apparently cursed, as anyone who has come in physical contact with it suffers some tragic misfortune. It can be viewed at the Smithsonian Museum.
Queen Marie Antoinette: "Hey Honey look at this! We have the Hope Diamond! Ain't it lovely!"

Seconds Before She is Beheaded: "Goddamnit"
Hope Diamond by Wyvernlord September 16, 2008

whore diamond 

A whore diamond is the method used to rate prostitutes at the website of the escort service that Eliot Spitzer. The scale goes from one to seven whore diamonds. The diamond scale determines the price of the prostitute. Eliot Spitzer's escort was only three whore diamonds.
Damn, that girl is at least four whore diamonds.
whore diamond by mcgarrett hi50 March 13, 2008