Creamy Diablo

Cumming in a girl named Katie's mouth after eating Flaming Hot Cheetos all day.

Bruh...i gave her that creamy diablo

by Willy Fisterbutt March 7, 2025

EL Diablo

El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.

El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.

To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button

Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!

by Gay4Clents June 11, 2025

thumbs-diagonal

Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.

My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

bicho del diablo

A BIG penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution ( NOT REGULARS UNDER 6" )

BICHO DEL DIABLO When the dick so BIG AND good her eyes roll back and you think you need to call an exorcist. Also known as the Double D

by above 6plz February 16, 2018

supra mayro bross daloxe

the mayro version of new super mario bros deluxe

did you play supra mayro bross daloxe already?

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 5, 2024

deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

Man strives for Deus Purus, or pure God: an ultimate bliss nothingness once provided with three criteria– (1)harmonic (2)satisfaction of the highest quality (3)within the largest quantity of time. Deus Purus is both created and destroyed by stimulus awareness gives us throughout our life called opportunities. Opportunities can either become problems or solutions, the latter resulting in Deus Purus. Therefore, mans purpose is to solve opportunities to achieve ultimate bliss.

Man that sins or is destructive strives for Diabolus In Habitu Simulato, or Devil in disguise. Like Deus Purus, it gives satisfaction of the highest quality etc. but this fulfilment is not harmonic and disrupts ones’ life. It is either harmful to oneself or others or lies in ignorance. Diabolus In Habitu Simulato is both a solution in the short term but a problem in the long term. It should be avoided, despite fulfilling two of the three criteria of Deus Purus.

- Lucas Angelo from his book "Awareness And The Harmonic Satisfaction Of Solutions"

Person A: "I'm going out drinking tonight again.."
Person B: "Oh god.. more diabolus in habitu simulato.."
Person A:"Yeah, well it's good for me, I am not hurting anyone and I'm not an alcoholic. Besides, studying for that useless degree is not gonna get you Deus Purus like you want, so why don't you dance with the devil abit more like me, eh?"
- example of deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

by physioglogy March 7, 2026