defebation

Using defecation a pretense to use the bathroom for masturbation.

The other day, I went into the work bathroom for defebation, and my boss was none the wiser.

by scotchfordinner October 9, 2016

deafinition

Refers to the assorted stipulations that determines if someone is completely hearing-impaired.

Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011

Friday Detention

Friday Detention happens on a Friday when students attending High School happens to commit certain offenses like a forged note, truancy, skipping (or to be removed from) office detention, leaving school grounds, insubordination, impersonation, cell phone violations. Typically, Friday Detention starts five to fifteen minutes after school, and does not end until dinner time.

In Gorham HS, Friday Detention starts at 14:15 (2:15 pm) on Friday after school and ends at 17:30 (5:30 pm).

by DieselDorky16 October 4, 2019

multiple definitions

That's all you need to be hated by people who visit this web site.

User: I have 50+ definitions!
Guest: Fucker, go out doors.
User: I have.
Guest: UR GAY
Guest2: OMG, u both used dis website, FUCKERS
User: So did you.
Guest2: SHIT!
User: Idiots
Guest: Nerd
Guest2: faggots
User2: Shit heads
Guest: FUK U ALL
User2: Lol.
User: Hello.
User2: Lol.
User: Die.
User2: lOl. Pancakes Pancakes Pancakes.
Guest3: i use linux
User2: FAGGOT; Pancakes

by B-Drac December 1, 2003

First Definition Bitch

A first definition bitch is a person being an ass, douche, mean, etc... The word "Bitch" has several different meanings and by using "First definition bitch" it is clear what meaning of bitch is being used.

Becky: Monica's body isn't sexy enough for her to go out with Scott.

Monica: Quit being a first definition bitch!

by Grrl what?! December 28, 2010

defanition

The incorrect spelling of definition, popularized by the ongoing trend of being stupid is cool.

I axed a question and instead of an explanation he just told me to look up the defanition.

by Sqorpeus June 19, 2018