Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it
Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face
by chorizogordo October 20, 2023
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What kind of deal?

You are writing a paper on Microsoft Word and you computer suddenly shuts down and you lose everything that you typed. You can't believe what just happened and so you say "what kind of deal?!"
by Don't Consent August 27, 2021
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Deal with

Required to handle or be in charge of a miserable experience. Also known as “being stuck with a fucked situation”
by griffith77 January 29, 2025
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Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.
"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."
by uh_duh12 October 05, 2011
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ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.
brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal
by Words of God January 13, 2020
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Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
by The Hylander July 20, 2018
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The man type deal

The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.
Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man
by FatFuckingNuts October 21, 2018
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