dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

dead fish syndrome

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018

deadass

one person is being so serious, they're not even playing around or joking with you

Mike- " I'm about to drop out because I hate school."
Janel- " Boy, you'll get through it, you'll be fine."
Mike- " Nah, I'm deadass."

by anothergalfromdahood May 31, 2018

dead guy

someone that is dead

Person: hey
dead guy:

by betrng March 12, 2020

deadchi

When a bald guy kills his father in cold blood

Yo that guy pulled a deadchi

by Daichidies September 28, 2020

Evil Dead Syndrome

When a media franchise's sequels either stray wildly from their original tone (usually in the direction of "wackiness"), usually by giving increasing importance to smaller aspects of the earlier works.

Named for Sam Raimi's "Evil Dead" series, in which the first film was a serious horror movie with minor humorous bits, the second film "Evil Dead II" upped the ante, including a chainsaw-hand, culminating in the third film "Army of Darkness", which featured far too many insane (and awesome) items to begin to list.

Note that Evil Dead Syndrome is not necessarily a bad thing, and is not limited to films.

Paul: "Remember when The Fast & The Furious was about street racing and not about pulling a 20-tonne bank vault through a crowded city?"
Vin: "No."
Paul: "Me neither."

Pierce: "So in Saints Row IV, the boss becomes the President of the USA and fights an alien invasion."
Johnny: "I thought Saints Row was about gangsters?"
Pierce: "Don't be ridiculous!"

"Saints Row The Third drinks 'wackazade' from a clown shoe. This is a trilogy progression we academics call Evil Dead Syndrome." - Yahtzee Crowshaw

by Ashley J Williams August 18, 2013

kicking a dead horse

1.Attempting to reopen a topic or subject that is already resolved 2.To waste time doing something that has already been attempted

"If you're trying to get back with Ryan, you're just kicking a dead horse. He got back together with Becky."

by Single Mingling Pringle May 11, 2014