Dangle Grabber

When you are having butt sex with a girl and her vagina is so loose your testicles get stuck in he butthole.

I was ass fucking your mom and I didn't realize she was a Dangle Grabber until I pulled my dick out to shove in her mouth.

by Top Infidel February 28, 2017

dangley langley

2 platonic, male friends illegitimate love childs penis.

My son was telling me how he got this chick knocked up with his dangley langley

by jman222202002 April 24, 2018

Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.

tevis is the ideal captain dangler

by chapsta July 6, 2007

Shang Dangler

male sex organ, penis,

the shang dangler is a important part of human repoducing

by dogtown OG stoner February 12, 2010

The dangle

The section of pants that hang lower the guys junk where no body parts are located.

Girl: Did he hit you in the nuts?!

Guy: No he only hit the dangle.

by almiller07 February 23, 2011

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

Dick Dangler

A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person

Trende quit being a dick dangler it’s so skinny like a noodle.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019