Cupcake Smuggler

A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.

"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"

"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"

by Lewwwwwwwwis McCruuuuuuuuuuden August 22, 2009

cupcake

oral sex.

Gerard likes it when Sara gives him a cupcake after a long, hard day.

It really puts Sara in the mood to make love when Gerard gives her a cupcake first.

by Bass Kitty December 4, 2011

Cupcake

Typically a boy who never makes any time whatsoever for his friends. He'd rather be with his girlfriend all day everyday BUT when he does have free time he will skate.

Bob: Hey want to hang out?
Henry: Hell nah, I'm busy with my girlfriend.
Bob: *shrug* You're such a cupcake

by shroomyelf September 29, 2012

cupcake

slang for a mans dick when parents are around and nobody want them to know that your're talking about penises.

omg girl i totally ate his cupcake last nite it was soooooo good
parent:oh!ur boyfriend made cupcakes?
girl:uh,yea mom.but they're all gone.

by thebunny November 26, 2013

Fuzzy Cupcake

The act of put Nair on your lovers ball sack or vagina and then licking it off.

the hair is the fuzz the Nair the icing and the ball sack or vagina the cupcake

Elliott: Dude you mom gave me a great Fuzzy Cupcake last night

Mason: What the fuck man

by chubbychaser37 October 25, 2010

Birthday Cupcake

When a girl totally makes a wish that the dude won't cum on her ass and he still does.

Cindy hated the texture and taste of Tom's jizz and even though she didn't want it he still jacked his sweet frosting all over her buttocks and "voila" Birthday Cupcake.

by cavein December 15, 2011

australian cupcake

When a girl blows a guy and he cums on a cupcake and the girl eats it.

Man, that Australian Cupcake sure beat birthday cake

by Paulbunyan December 21, 2013