When a man cries, yet maintains man like qualities. The cry does not go into sobbing, for only a few tears are shed. The tears hold enough power of manliness to bring life back to spongebob and Patrick.
The reverse of the Dolphin Cry (where the male is have doggie style sex with a female and proceeds to remove his member from her vagina and insert it in to her anus). With the reverse, the female sneaks a strap-on dildo on to herself and applies the same technique to her male partner.
"Everything was going great until that bitch made me Reverse Dolphin Cry"
"I thought I was suddenly shitting myself but it turns out my girlfriend was forcing me to Reverse Dolphin Cry"