Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020

Compass

A device that haunts geometry student's dreams. It is supposed to create near-perfect circles. However, it instead slips around your page until you are forced to erase a hole into your notebook. Also capable of producing stab wounds

Tara's compass wasn't sharp enough and caused her to fail the test.

Jack was afraid that his compass would kill him in his sleep.

by King_Curly October 13, 2020

compagny

Is simply a company with drinking of champagne

Call me if you need some compagny

by Swainville December 1, 2020

Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner

Hey can we compare excel reports?

by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021

comp goku#6850

bigest goat ever

comp goku#6850 solos

by sizzy#6969 June 24, 2021

Compacted meme

A rock solid poop that makes you have anal fissure and blood in toilet

I couldn’t even flush that compacted meme so the toilet overflowed

by Raven121880 October 19, 2021

comp daddy

Comp daddy is a bitch who left his friends to go to Missouri for the summer and came back 3 days late

Gwenney: Who is the gay man driving children in his car
Nat: that's comp daddy
Ava: yup, I'm the mother

by Messiah_Fighter_69_420 August 21, 2021