Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 9, 2017

comfort doll

One who soaks up the physical benefits of pleasure like a basset hound sopping wet milk off the floor with his ears

or:

A miniature figure of a person created out of cloth, given to the people of AIDS-torn Africa through the charity organizations World Vision, ICross and Save the Children

"she said she wanted me to squeeze her until her eyeballs popped out of her head. that's how i knew she was one of those comfort dolls."

or:

"We used the comfort dolls in place of the usual plastic padding inside the boxes of HIV medication"

by Al J December 27, 2007

comfortest

when you feel most comfortable around someone

when vince and annabelle hang out theyre at the most comfortest

by vza-as March 23, 2009

comFATition

The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.

Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

comffordable

state of being comfortable and affordable.

These shoes are very comffordable.

by GirlyGirl55 June 25, 2010

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.

by Dr. Bubba April 1, 2012

Comfi Boi

When you aren't feeling comfortable and must retreat to you bed for maximum comfort.

The comfi boi wasn't feeling comfortable and went home to his Bob-o-pedic mattress because the wilderness wasn't comfortable enough

by KrankyKay August 6, 2016