A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.
Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!
Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009
A recently founded (as of August 8, 2010) alternative to the Tea Party. Most of the members there are either disillusioned ex-Tea Party members or liberals. Some of its doctrines include finding a way to unite the country and have open dialogue between the citizens and government. It does not get much attention, but it exists. Although it does have some of the same problems that the Tea Party has such as having radical goals and weak leadership.
by remeber me! August 09, 2010
"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"
"Yea, ill take lube too."
"Are you sure?"
"Yea, ill take lube too."
by Eldanian November 17, 2015
The formal act of rolling up your penis in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a glass window. This creating the illusional treat - a coffee scroll.
The clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought Jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. Moments had past and still no sign of Jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised Becky spots what she described as Jonny's squashed Johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud Jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say - the coffee scroll.
by Dark haired girl January 03, 2018
1) A coffee shop in Santa Barbara, CA
2) The cup Mr. Champlin got there
3) The name of the Counter Strike server in our class
2) The cup Mr. Champlin got there
3) The name of the Counter Strike server in our class
by MichaelR June 07, 2007
by 2nd rate April 06, 2017
To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.
EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."
by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010