Coconut

The sexiest fruit ever. Also means woman’s breast.

Can I see your coconut?

by RiceCow December 17, 2017

coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE

i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city

by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017

Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.

“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”

by RevenTexX October 1, 2019

Coconut

Word used to describe desi / South-Asian people living in the West who are desi or Pakistani/Indian etc. only in name. inside, they are white. they are completely integrated and don't know much if anything about their history or culture. Typically they don't know their mother tongue.

yaar they're just a coconut. They can't even speak Punjabi.

They don't celebrate Eid or Diwali. they're total coconuts.

they think biryani is too spicy. what a coconut.

by brown munda December 17, 2023

coconut pill

What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.

This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.

Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.

I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.

by CoconutPill July 23, 2024