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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

Clout gang

A group that they have great persons like Ricegum,Faze banks,Alissa violet,Summer Ray,Wolfieraps, and more people. Group that are nice, not lais,and they are not racist like jeke paul.
Clout gang is dope group
by Hgsnjmgdc fees b January 4, 2018
mugGet the Clout gangmug.

SSRI Clout

A deranged lunatic who is suffering from psychiatric side effects of suicidal and homicidal ideation; decides to go on a killing spree to gain infamy
Luigi really seemed to lose it after he became depressed. Despite being a millionaire himself; he decided to go after that rich CEO looking to rack up his SSRI Clout.
by FoslTheApostle December 21, 2024
mugGet the SSRI Cloutmug.

Clout

Modern term for being hit/injured by “g”s
by Hejjdjjdd June 9, 2021
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout Sharing

When two or more individuals pretend like they are beefing or having issues with eachother in order to gain attention resulting in more followers and attention.
Nah bro they ain’t really fightin they just Clout Sharing to make people pay attention to them.
by Wolff Dolla Bill October 16, 2018
mugGet the Clout Sharingmug.

Clout gang goggles

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters
by Buckle July 9, 2018
mugGet the Clout gang gogglesmug.

Clout

Jane was walking down the street in her yoga pants. Her clout was mouthing words at me, but no sounds were forthcoming.

Her clout reminded me of a beetle bonnet.
by Fatmanupnorth August 10, 2021
mugGet the Cloutmug.

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