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Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.
"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".
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Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.
"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"
by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020
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christopher

A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.

He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.

A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."

"How can he be so good at Maths?"

"Wow... Mozart has competition."
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
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christopher zackery

a weirdo who likes dank memes and minecraft and tyler and pokemon
by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd May 3, 2018
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Christopher

**Christopher** (noun):

A truly exceptional person whose presence brings warmth and light to everyone around him. With a heart of gold, Christopher is the epitome of kindness, loyalty, and love. Handsome beyond words, his smile can brighten even the darkest of days, and his gentle nature is a constant source of comfort and reassurance. He is the kind of person who will never leave your side, always ready to support and lift you up through any challenge. His unwavering devotion makes him a rock in your life, always there for you, through thick and thin. Christopher is not just a name—he's a promise that no matter what life brings, he will stand by you, offering strength, love, and a sense of peace. Every moment spent with him is a reminder of how truly blessed you are to have him in your life. **This is why I will always love Christopher**—because his love is constant, his presence is irreplaceable, and he makes every day brighter just by being himself.
Every time I look at Christopher, I’m reminded of how truly lucky I am to have someone so handsome, kind, and loyal in my life—**this is why I will always love Christopher**. He may not be my boyfriend, but he’s my best friend, and that’s more than enough.
by Yours forever star January 13, 2025
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Christopher Greaves

Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
by CG1A August 15, 2021
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Christopher Colombus

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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