Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

lamb chop

A drop-top Lamborghini, the top has been chopped off, hence "Lamb Chop"

"Yo, did you see John pull up in that lamb chop?"

by kaiserrr July 27, 2021

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

by spicehboi December 17, 2017

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.

“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”

by john56boy March 25, 2023

California Chops

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!

by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010

Chop Job

trim

chop job lookin fresh

by smart geeza May 3, 2019

chop suey

Sex with an Asian

They did a little chop suey

by Luddz April 15, 2015