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Poke-n-Choke

When a man or woman shoves their finger up their ass and procedes to stick said finger down their throat.
Guy 1: Bro, I was up all night hitting the poke-n-choke with Francis. I will be partaking in round two tonight.
Guy 2: Can I come?
by Skebbably Too-schue February 10, 2023
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Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.
She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.
by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004
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choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.
YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!
by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004
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go choke yourself

Refers to telling someone to go off and leave you alone; not bother you. A harsh way to wish an individual be worse off than you.
Alexander: Hey I heard about your wife cheating. Sucks for you huh!

Richard: Man, go choke yourself! Let me be!
by M. Djavan BDB October 17, 2007
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choke yourself out

Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.
I want to choke the shit out of you, but I don't want to even bother, so go choke yourself out.
by XMOZZAZX June 2, 2008
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roku and choke you

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.
hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?
by beansoup23 June 5, 2018
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Choke Me Arms

Muscular, sexy arms that you can envision choking you in a sexual way.
I mean he's not that hot but he has choke me arms so I'd smash
by Thirst Queen November 2, 2017
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