chode

a penis short and fat

nathan told me to suck it, and i was going to until i saw his tiny chode poking out

by chelsea May 18, 2004

chode

Kirk Alberts has a chode, he is the perfect example. Your dick is wider than it is long. It's unbelievable this guy kirk, his dick is 4 by 1 inches!.

Man Kirk Alberts CCGS, that is one hell of a chode!

by Chode-King May 25, 2003

chode

-when ones penis is wider than it is long
-the flap of skin between your balls and butthole

Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see smeg>

by bread infection December 28, 2005

chode

It's a Middle Eastern instrument that comes from the depths of King Tutenkamen's Grave. It's not as cool as you think.

Look at her blow away at that chode.

by johnstamos69 April 28, 2005

chode

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)

In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.

by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006

chode

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

by NEBY October 27, 2007

chode

a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.

Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).

by Greek Power November 7, 2006