Cheating

When someone gives you permission to mail them a gift through Penguin Pick-Up, then proceeds to inform you they've forgotten the address.

Justin: "Happy birthday! Where can I mail your gift?"

Hannah: "Thank you! You can send it to my Penguin Pick-up!!"

Justin: "Okay! What's the address?"

Hannah: "Awe man, I forgot!"

Justin: "That's cheating!!"

by Mick and Rorty August 29, 2017

Chesticle

When teenagers are going through chest growth.

" aw man dude, my chesticle

by donaldduk January 22, 2018

Chesticles

A woman’s circle parts on the chest

Ew, your chesticles are out

by The Sheppard September 17, 2018

Chestie

A shirtless selfie showing off (usually male) pecs and abs, tanned, toned and trimmed

Hey, Ralph sent me a chestie and that dude is ripped!

LOL Donny's chestie showed flab more than abs!

by Creed Cur March 20, 2019

chetty

A ship name of the blossom-cooper cousin Betty Cooper and Cheryl Blossom if you're into incest you can ship them…i guess…

I ship chetty so muchhhh
…they're cousin

by pumkinbombshell July 14, 2019

Chestig

Cheating on your partner in a dream

'bro, I chestig last night and now my girl is super pissed but I couldn't help it'

by Bazza1038 September 8, 2019

Cheating

Cheating isn’t to bad, I mean it can ruin relationships, but if you lose one girl then you have another waiting

“If you cheat on your girl once a month, that’s only 12/365 days a year, so your still 97% faithful, which is an A+”- Issac Newton
“Wow good analogy for cheating Issac Newton!”

by Somebodythatyousedtoknow October 15, 2019