Cereal

Literally the russian guy sitting next to me

What's up Cereal?

by _Amogusman_ December 7, 2022

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Cereal

🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.

Plus you may end up eating cereal.

🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.

Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.

9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.

Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”

by izy_val.c.m-420 February 8, 2023

Cereal box

Poor man's acid

She's a cereal box hero.

by LittleSparrow1111 August 18, 2023

cerealpooper

When you girlfriend poop a lot

When me and the misses go out she’s a right cerealpooper

by anonymous September 18, 2023

cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy

you’re such a cereal waster

by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023