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chipotle challenge

The chipotle challenge is one of the toughest and most grueling tasks ever to face man kind. It is also very difficult yet highly enertaining to watch. To complete the chipotle challenge sucessfully you must eat 3 full burritos or fajita burritos in one sitting (maximum time limit of 45 minutes). No burrito bowls or any of that pansy crap is allowed either. When attempting this challenge the competitor may choose what sides he wants on his burritos and the burritos may be all the same, or different if he prefers. The competitor should not have to purchase the burritos himself but the price should be split up among friends (unless of course the competitor eats less than 1 and a half burritos at which point he will refund all money and acknowledge he is a huge failure). The competitor may drink whatever fountain drinks are availble at the chipotle and there is no restriction on how much you may drink/not drink. This challenge takes months and sometimes years in preparation before it should even be attempted due to the amount of mental strain the competitor must go thru to complete it. If a challenge is completed successfully he/she shall be known as a chipotle master and should be given great respect not only in chipotles but around the world.
I have not yet completed the chipotle challenge, but i am currently training with a chipotle master from my city...he is like a god to me
by DWD September 1, 2008
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Charline

Gorgeous woman who's beautiful smile and sexy eyes will attract any man to her. She is very loyal and will do whatever she can for her man. Although her sexyness will attract many, she is a one woman man. She will most likely end up with a sexy man of another race (probably Asian) to whom she will be unable to resist being without for any period of time. This man will have an amazing body and will be dark complected with a smell that will arouse her profusely.
Oh my god look at that girl! I'm so jealous of her! She must be a Charline!

Look at that woman's man! He's a hot ass Asian! She's definitely a Charline!
by Legal Definition July 6, 2009
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When attempting to avoid shitting diarrhea into your pant and squeezing your ass cheeks so tight it makes your legs squeeze close together when you walk and make your feet point outward like a duck or like Charlie Chaplin.
Look at Joe's Chaplin Shuffle toward the bathroom he's never going to make it in time.
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Chillin' with the Weasel

Staying home and resting one's cock for the night.
Hey Holmes, where is yo brotha? He's at home chillin' with the weasel because he's been gettin' a bunch of strange pussy night after night.
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chillin like a ville'n

Refers to the state of ultimate boredom when you are engaged in time wasting activities on Facebook such as Farmville, Frontierville, and all the other "villes".
Brett: Dood that party last Friday was awesome! I thought I would see you there.
Steve: Na man, I didn't get invited. I was just chillin like a ville'n in my dorm room.
by Brett Hull June 27, 2010
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theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries
He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.
Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin
by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015
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