King Charles

The Walmart version of Lizzie Windsor my slay queen

person 1: Did you hear? King Charles is the new king!
person 2: Oh no! He's gonna fuck up england!

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete September 8, 2022

ranger challenge

The ultimate in extreme sports, it requires you to wake up at 4 AM every single day and engage in grueling tactics and combatives training, and run a solid 5 to 10 miles a day while carrying about 80 pounds of gear on your person. Far manlier and more exhausting than any other "extreme sport" (i.e., a bunch of douche bags chasing after a ball all afternoon and feeling hardcore afterwards).

Bill: Yo, why are you so tired?
Ryan: Aw man, I've been training with the Ranger Challenge team. Working out like nobody's business and running on no sleep at all.
Bill: Yeah man, I was playing soccer for like ten whole minutes yesterday. I'm tired too, so I totally know how you feel.
Ryan: No you don't.

by bathrobe September 9, 2005

The Great American Challenge

The largest dildo known to mankind. It averages approx. 14 inches long and is from 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 inches around.

Did you hear about Debbie?

No what happened?

She was killed after using The Great American Challenge.

by Zompie July 8, 2009

Nibblers Challenge

After inhaling a hefty amount of "the dank", one must proceed to enter a Zaxby's restaurant and order a Nibblers Meal without laughing at the ridiculous name of the meal.

A friend who is equal to or above your high level must bear witness to this extraordinary achievement in order for it to be deemed valid.

Even though I spent 5 minutes in the bathroom preparing myself for the Nibblers Challenge, I still laughed when I said "Nibblers".

by Rosa Parkinson's July 20, 2010

loud challenge

A YouTube stunt usually pulled off by urban African American youth, in which the person doing the challenge lights up weed (usually a blunt) in a public place i.e Walmart, subway, McDonalds etc. This is a risky challenge as to the obvious problem of possibly being caught or even arrested.

Person 1: nigga I gotta blunt but we in Walmart
Person 2 with camera: loud challenge bitch

by gettinpengued July 4, 2016

vertically challenged

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.

man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010

Charleston Tea Party

When you squat over a toilet and lightly dip your testicles into the water while masturbating.

"I cannot get off without doing the Charleston Tea Party."

by Freeeems May 19, 2014