Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage
by Legin navillus May 8, 2010
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God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
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