Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 04, 2023

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 03, 2021

Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”

Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted

by VonPetrol June 16, 2019

Canadian Smile

When the weather is freezing cold in Canada and a Canadian breathes through clenched teeth to try and make the air breathable. This gives the appearance of a smile. Canadians can relate.

It was about -30 degrees the other day, you could see Canadian smiles all around.

by Fireflag November 15, 2020

Canadian snowshake

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

by Ric Spade November 07, 2020

Canadian Firework

Another word for squirting coming after moving up and down on the 🍆

"Omg, I just saw chads Canadian firework"
"Eww Jessica, I didn't need to know that"

by iamwhouthinkiam July 24, 2023

canadian slurpee

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee

by GILIGORM April 21, 2018