canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle July 28, 2016

Ugly Canadian

Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.

American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.

American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.

by CelticEagle August 14, 2019

canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

by EasedMage November 11, 2016

Canadian Vacuum

A Canadian Vaccum is when a fat girl bunches up her vagina into a large clump and stuffs it into a skinny man's anus, thus creating an airtight seal. Upon extraction of the clump, this acts a vacuum, pulling out any treasures kept inside the anus.

"Oh man, I can barely walk today; Carla gave me a Canadian Vacuum last night!"

by Robbie_667 August 3, 2023

Canadian casserole

When you titty-fuck two curling stones.

A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.

by Tipsybeaver August 8, 2019

Canadian Moment

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020

Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”

Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted

by VonPetrol June 16, 2019