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the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
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oakdale california

Oakdale bud! Aka The Cowboy Capitol Of The World. Know for the famous H-B Bar, it's yearly rodeo that happens the second weekend in April and Mustangs football
In a crowd (people from Oakdale California yell) Oakdale bud!
by Chad from Oakdale January 3, 2017
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California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.
Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017
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California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.
damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.
by caliskater April 22, 2011
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California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.
They're here via California Therapy.
by N81Der November 18, 2019
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California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017
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California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.
by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015
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