California Dentist 

The act of telling your friends/family one thing and then going off and having sex.

Me and my girlfriend went and had a California Dentist last night after telling our parents we were going to the movies.

California Dentist by Pitman123 June 23, 2007

California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

California Sun Chip by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

California Handjob 

Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.

I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob

California Handjob by Mitchell Clooky June 15, 2008

California girl 

a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren't the ditzy stereotype. Most aren't rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!

Urma- Wow! Your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! How did you do out here in rhode island?

Kristina- I spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in San Diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!

Urma- Your such a California Girl, always fun-loving and happy

California girl by Krystal11 August 19, 2010

California straight 

Heterosexuals who live near Los Angeles or San Francisco and claim they are straight, but are a little on the gay or effeminate side. May have an "soft" voice, or be into manscaping or waxing their body hair, or act like a metrosexual.

When I spoke to John on the phone and heard his giddy voice, I thought he might be gay like me. Then when I met him, he had a wife and kid. He must be "California straight".

I went shopping with Fred, and he was very concerned with wearing the latest designers and buying expensive shoes. But he always talks about tits and ass. He must be one of those "California straights".

California straight by Philly Chris H January 18, 2007

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

California Carrot 

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

California Carrot by edex November 10, 2007