crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

by mr.wiget September 27, 2009

alcho-crap

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.

Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'

by Lise Pikey July 5, 2009

HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 25, 2004

Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.

I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!

by rockchawk November 18, 2010