Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.
Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.
by latrelljennings October 3, 2025
Get the Crash Dummymug. Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
Get the bird crashed into my windowmug. (n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
Get the crash possumsmug. When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
by lloCaste May 3, 2018
Get the crunchy crashmug. Generally a term in motorsports but not exclusively, meaning a extremely bad crash in simple terms. Typically, a horror crash is a crash where death or grievous injuries are at least expected judging subjectively on "How the crash looked." Injuries are not always required to fit in this description, it could be a crash where the driver escaped uninjured but at the time it was impossible to tell. Such as in the case of Zhou Guanyu's 2022 British GP crash.
by Cookowa December 28, 2023
Get the Horror Crashmug. A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.
When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.
by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009
Get the G-Crashmug. by Doodledoll July 2, 2024
Get the That's crashmug.