Crash

A guy who’s crazy good at basketball. Typically used when you see someone hit a crazy move, but can also be used when talking about someone who’s hella tuff at basketball.

“Dayummm, that move was tuff. He’s definitely a Crash.”

“Oh him, yeah he’s such a crash.”

by certifiedbucket03 April 4, 2025

Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.

Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.

by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash Out

To be forced to watch FSU Football

I was watching FSU play Virginia and I could not help but crash out.

by SadChief21 September 26, 2025

Crash Out

Crash Out is word dumbass mfs use

“Y’all better stop playin wit me fo I crash out”

by RIPTOOKA&LILSTEVE March 14, 2024

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019