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Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone
He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school
by itssor September 30, 2023
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take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah
Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap
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Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
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Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing
stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful
by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020
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chicken count

When you are counting in your head and you move your head back and forth kinda like a chicken.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
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