Cognitive Dissonance

Matthew Hartke has a video on YouTube about how it explains Christianity but THAT'S TOTALLY A THING I SAID! CORRECT AGAIN! GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED! But ow... My great mind hurts- Do I have asprin or something?

Hym "Cognitive Dissonance as an explanation for Christianity is totally a thing I said... Just sayin..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

cogsucker

One who overtly praises, admires, or kowtows to those with wealth and/or power regardless as to whether or not they gain any tangible benefit from doing so.

Brian "Liked" all of Elon's Tweets like the cogsucker he is.

by Cat-o'-Tonic June 14, 2024

cogsucker

One who overtly praises, admires, and/or kowtows to those with power and/or wealth regardless as to whether or not they receive and tangible benefit from doing so.

That guy "Liked" all of Elon's Tweets like the cogsucker he is.

by Cat-o'-Tonic June 14, 2024

cogtogging

The act of moving so fast that the urethra passage opens, but the piss stays stationary.

The rollercoaster was moving so fast that I started cogtogging.

by GayF@gget March 10, 2024

Cogoon

Slang term for when a person finishes a goon. After achieving a perfect goon it is common practice to clean up the genitals. However if the said person does not clean up after their self, their secretion will often crust and form a hard shell around the genitals. Forming a "Cogoon," playing off the word "Cocoon."

I walked in on Edwin showing off his cogoon to Sally.

by cagoon creator March 27, 2024