Clinch

One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.

Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag

by yourabeanbag June 18, 2009

self-clutch

The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.

Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!

by Frencheee September 16, 2005

clutch

Big Papi (David Ortiz)

David Ortiz hit a walk off homer run in game 4 to defeat the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. He is so damn clutch.

by RFXW December 13, 2008

Clutch

Cocaine

- ayo, want a line of clutch -
- nah -

by Brian Storm November 8, 2013

clutch

SIIIIICK! Something that is sick. Pronounced with a downward intonation.

Shantown's photo editing skilz are really clutch.

by Christopher Clutch October 25, 2006

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004

The Clutch

The consumption of zesty nachos at Dennys upon conclusion of marijuana use.

(At Dennys, heavily inebriated)
"What do you think we should order?"
"The zesty nachos man, they're the clutch".

by mswee December 20, 2013