coen clark

a fat white bloke who obsesses over a women of some sort of asian descent.
“I am coen clark and i’m inlove with that half white, half asian girl”
by peabodyandsherman January 05, 2024
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Jacqueline Clark

A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!

Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022
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Oakland Clarke

A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
by Ballabags123 December 19, 2022
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
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Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"
Dude why do you have such a clark belly.
by BigL March 26, 2012
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Olivia clark

She’s your average Aussie with beautiful eyes and so much more. She rather people call her liv but when she doesn’t like you she’ll tell you not to. She thinks low of herself and her looks and often can’t see that she is so gorgeous inside and out. You’ll now when you’ve met your true best friend or girlfriend when you first talk to her. She’ll always make you laugh and will even laugh at her own jokes before she says it. If you get on her bad side you know you’ve done something wrong because she’ll tell you straight up no matter who you are to her, she’ll put you in your place.
“Omg look at her she’s so stunning
“Yeah, that just olivia clark
by what.needs.to.be.said.mate. April 25, 2023
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Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".
"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"
by mirandamirandamiranda May 16, 2012
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