Chronchirps

1.The derogatory term referring to the entire anti-marijuana crowd. Whether they be little corrupted and yet disgustingly ignorant children, asshole adults who are probably against it due to their parent's "stay outside the norm at all costs" attitudes (even though they supersede it with their clearly average clothing style and otherwise "normal" life).

2. Ignorant fagballers that secretly smoke chron day and night but refuse to accept their habits, so play-off as if totally against it.

3. Assholes that were made fun of after hitting the bong the wrong way and spilling bong water everywhere, thus developing a hate for the sport. (?)

1. Guy 1: "Wow bro, look at that huge fat and sweaty crowd of chronchirps, it kills my buzz bro."

Guy 2: "Yea homez, what the fuck eh." *throws medium-sized rock*

2. "Jimmy, I hate you as a friend all-of a sudden because you smoke marijuana. Don't talk to me anymore please." *hangs up phone and proceeds to hitting a 4g bowl*

3. Guy 1: "Holy fuck man, did you see Jeff go from chronchamp to chronchirp when he bitched out and dropped the Rurh bong!!!"

Guy 2: "Yea man what the fuck, he's such a fuckstamp chronchirp bitch now."

by LargeManDick92 April 12, 2010

chronie

a fake friend

oh you want me to waste all this money for food on all of your chronies?

by dabirdyy December 28, 2016

Chronichiwa

1. To greet someone who you will be smoking a sesh with
2. The marijuana variation of the Japanese Greeting "Konichiwa" meaning goodafternoon

"Chronichiwa gentlemen, lets get our smoke on"

by G-rant H November 8, 2009

Chronically online

Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.

Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

chronocide

chronocide n (Greek khronos, time + Latin cidum, from caedere, to slay; cf. genocide, homicide, parricide) - the murder of time, the violent interruption of historical succession and continuity.

Any revolution is a form of chronocide: the past and present are sacrificed to the future. Any counterrevolution is also a chronocide: the present and the future are sacrificed to the past.

Communism is a chronocide: it destroys the tradition in its leap to the ungrounded future.

Fascism is a chronocide: it brings the society under the spell of the archaic past.

by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

The Leviathan Chronicles

A kickass audio drama about a civil war between two powerful groups of Immortals, created by all around badass Christof Laputka. Listening to The Leviathan Chronicles is possibly one of the greatest things that will ever happen to your ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Also, it's FREE.

All of your arguments for not listening to The Leviathan Chronicles are, by default, invalid.

Fan #1: Hey, did you listen to the season finale of The Leviathan Chronicles?

Fan #2: Yes, and it was the greatest thing that had ever happened to my ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Soon-To-Be-Fan: Hey, where can I find this Leviathan Chronicles thing?

Fan #3: At www . leviathanchronicles . com , or the iTunes store.

by THE OBL June 21, 2010