Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

by kernelab January 15, 2016

buffer

/'buh-fah/
noun.
1. A person who takes unnecessarily long to say/explain something.

Stop being such a buffer and just say what you want to say!

by The_N[]RM May 29, 2017

buffer mouns

a device used to make soup

im gonna use my buffer mouns

by Thetrumpdrumf January 16, 2021

curry buffet

an easy or promiscuous girl; any booty call in general, particularly someone who is a booty call for many people

"Hey that girl's pretty."
"Who, her? no way man, half the school's been to that curry buffet."
--or--
"That girl's an all day curry buffet" ("all day" can be replaced with "all-you-can-eat")

by DarkKnight1234567990 January 22, 2009

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Vegas Buffet

(n). The sexual act of giving oral to a line of hookers one after the other. Also known as a shrimp and clam buffet. It's often never spoken of again due to the fact that it's usually a drunken escapade while coincidentally: in Vegas.

Note: Elvis costume is optional

I had to pay $400 total for that Vegas Buffet. Most places charge $10.

by Local Virgin December 14, 2010