ex-boyfriend

The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick

Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.

by wmanscrned April 24, 2009

secret boyfriend

The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.

We should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend

by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011

boyfriend credit

When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.

Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"

Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."

by Red Killer January 9, 2016

Ex boyfriend

Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.

girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.

by plentifulboosoms June 28, 2011

Boyfriend Answer

A distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.

Chet: No baby I love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.

Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.

(later that day)

Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.

Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.

Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.

by MCP72390 December 13, 2009

Surrogate Boyfriend

A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.

Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.

by NeonDancer October 20, 2009

asshole boyfriend

The boy who is suppose to be sweet, loving and tender but is a complete jerk who forgets to hold the door open for you. He also hates all your friends and gets mad when you hangout with anyone else besides him.

Girl: I am going to go this party tonight, wanna come?
Guy: No, I don't like the guy who is throwing it.
Girl: oh okay, I am going with some girlfriends then
Guy:No you aren't going
Girl: Yes I am why do you care If I go or not
Guy:You are stupid

Guy then proceeds to be a complete jerk the rest of the night.
Girl mumbles..ugh he is such an asshole boyfriend

by Pissed2theT December 30, 2010