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Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.
by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018
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Tyler Bowling

Tyler Bowling is the most horrible thing in the world it doesn’t care about you at all. It will end up selling drugs when it’s older so don’t go near it. It will hurt you and the only things it likes is fortnite.
by Get yeeted and deleted October 31, 2019
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The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
by Davie Dee November 8, 2019
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Barry boiling

When something is too hot/at boiling point. Could refer to boiling water, or hot weather etc. The brother of “Luke warm
“Omg this water is Barry boiling” “ey pal the weather is Barry boiling!
by Youwhat November 23, 2020
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The Boiling Pot

When you hold a source of heat preferably a lighter underneath your ballsack so your semen heats up
My cum burned her mouth because I performed The Boiling Pot
by Anal7232 November 17, 2021
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Sub-boofing

1. The act of discreetly indulging in the act of boofing.

2. Boofing in someone’s honor
I was surprised to find out Jeremy was sub-boofing.

Jeremy performed the noble act of Sub-boofing in Ray’s honor
by Barkingsatyr69 September 6, 2021
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butt boiling

verb

1. The sensual pleasure achieved from exposing your anus (or perineum) to very hot water, normally from the stream of a shower nozzle or bidet.
"Bro, I accidentally got some heat on my scrotum when butt boiling, had to go to the hospital for 2nd degree burns, but anus is fine."
by PoompedDoomp August 21, 2023
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