Borned

a retarded way of saying born

how were you borned?
its called born you stupid cunt

by mrmr dj42 May 23, 2017

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Bonner

Something you grapple.

I am going to grapple your bonner.

by Anoonymoise May 9, 2018

Bonedog

A person who never developed a personality so their job becomes their personality.

That guy was being a real bonedog. All he talked about was was his job at Google.

by doctor hall August 4, 2019

Bonner

A wild night out that includes a copious amount of alcohol, drugs and adultery

Jeff goes to the races with his workmates, loses all of his money gambling and taking drugs and wakes up in him bosses bed with no recollection of the night before. Jeff is said to have had a right bonner!

by rosessd August 24, 2019

bonneting

the female version of capping

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”

by cap September 2, 2019

Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex

"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"

by ddiicckk December 1, 2019