beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly

Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight

by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016

Butter Boating

The act of motor boating ones buttocks.

She had small boobs so I ended up butter boating her instead.

by Muddypelican May 11, 2016

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb

Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.

by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018