blowjob

(n.) 1. The process sometimes deemed an art in which a female caresses the protrusion in a man's pants with her mouth until the appropiate eruption takes place. 2. Someone who laughs all the time, ar stupid stuff, or purely lacks the common sense to be consider appropiately human.

Actually shes back there giving him a blowjob you stupid blowjob.

by riz January 5, 2006

blowjob party

A blowjob party is an event where only males attend, with the sole intent of giving/receiving fellatio to/from other men. Usually used sarcastically.

Mat: No girls allowed. this is a blowjob party
Alex: Really?
Mat: Yes

by 206Lexicon July 1, 2008

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

blowjob city

For those who coach youth atheletics, it's the act of having the MILF's who attend the games and practice smoke the hog at practices while your assistant coaches entertain the kids

Back in the day when me and steve were coaching it was blowjob city with the moms

by Bad Motherfucker August 15, 2007

blowjob

when a guys dick is sucked in an orderly fashion so he cums.

I was given a blowjob last night.

by Angola December 10, 2008

canadian blowjob

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.

My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

by Trevorino May 31, 2011

ass blowjob

the act in which i woman farts on your cock while having anal sex

Iesha peformed her special ass blowjob and shat all over my cock.

by Emanuelnk. December 26, 2008