A term used when someone has a habit of accidentally smashing their toes or tripping over things, mainly used in the Caribbean.
by Just Roy February 15, 2022
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by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
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Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
by thegillaman September 20, 2014
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by YoungCalc June 20, 2017
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by aca_tea January 7, 2016
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“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
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