beard disgust

The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.

Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.

by ether83 December 15, 2011

Grizzly Beard

A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.

Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"

Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021

beard fetish

when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way

Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers June 5, 2017

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.

ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"

by DizBuddy September 21, 2009