Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 10, 2020

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman

by NextJen October 28, 2024

batman

Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by bubba da prince October 23, 2017

Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

Batman

Batman is the goth superhero who doesn't have powers and is considered "lame", but he beat Superman, who has multiple powers.

Friend: Ew, batman is so lame.
Me: He beat superman dude. You're ;ame.

by DJ KHALIDDDDDD (with 6 Ds) January 31, 2019