barbeque

when after sex the body temeratures are so high that a piece of shit can bake right on the woman's chest

why go to yo parents barbeque when we be havin one right heah bizach

by The Shalom Shankster April 3, 2003

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

Korean Barbeque

Its when you get a girls backdoor SOOOOOO HOT (with a little help from some japanese wasabi sauce) that she wont WOK... SHE'LL RUN

A girls butt... a little hot wasabi(sweet sour barbeque sauce optional) and BAM!Korean Barbeque! If done right she wont be able to WOK!! just make sure you dont dip into the BBQ pit after you do this otherwise you'll be burning too!

by Joe BBQ May 11, 2008

bareback

Taking a shit using a public toilet without using a disposable, paper toilet seat cover.

JD (on cell phone): Where you at?
Gio: I'm taking a dump, bareback, inside the club's restroom.

by sucka_mc April 16, 2010

BarbedWire

<noun> The 'Net handle of the worlds sexiest Admin.

<meaning> The untangable x-factor by which all existance is measured and displayed to the human eye.

Hot Girl: "Gee whizz i wish i was BarbedWire's lover."
Hot Girl 2: "He would totally do me over you."
Ugly Girl: "I am sad because i'm ugly."

by Barbie November 25, 2003