badger 

A term used to describe a really hot female, for discreet purposes! e.g. a tampon!

maaan check the badger 6 oclock!

badger by sarah boot July 20, 2008

badger 

When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.

" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"

badger by sir_kim January 20, 2008

Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts

Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper

Badger Raper by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009

Nudge a Badger 

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

Nudge a Badger by djchango October 1, 2009

Badger Spat 

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

Badger Spat by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

badger prowling 

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging

Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!

badger prowling by reaper319905 November 14, 2011

Badger 

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.

Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.

Badger by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012