Backyard in her Backyardigan

Backyard in the Backyardigan -

The act of giving or receiving anal in the backyard...again. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent)
By - Ze Keyser Soze

You see that fly honey over there. I'm gonna go over there and backyard in her backyardigan. (Must be said in a South Boston or New England accent - see the Heat dinner scene regarding Sandra Bullock's character being called a narc)

by Ze Keyser Soze November 6, 2020

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

backyard wrestling

An improper way to wrestle, and backyard wrestling is NOT a path to the professional wrestler.

Don't try backyard wrestling.

by ChoujinkiMetalder March 8, 2005

big backyard

Any individual, usually female, that has a large ass.

That girls got a pretty face and a big backyard.

by PBWallnuts July 7, 2009

and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

backyard gardener

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.

Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005