Breakfast Nook

A fortress composed of chairs and blankets that is primarily used for naps. Only two people should be present in a breakfast nook at one time and activities within' the nook should be restricted to playing solitaire or sleeping.

"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"

"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."

by akb123 August 21, 2008

slimy breakfast

you crack two large healthy eggs into a girls vagina, then fuck it, when you both leave a discharge, you make her eat the eggs, you cook them with the semon and squirt all over it

you should really give her a slimy breakfast for your anniversary.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

porchagese breakfast

The act of egg white and sugar while she is doing a handstand while the person eats the woman out

porchagese breakfast is what i do to your mom

by nevamuck November 3, 2010

british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Breakfast

...you know.

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!

by Head Chef June 10, 2009

Portugese Breakfast

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"

I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.

by Pdogs September 18, 2005

hot breakfast

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.

We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011