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Breakfast Nook

A fortress composed of chairs and blankets that is primarily used for naps. Only two people should be present in a breakfast nook at one time and activities within' the nook should be restricted to playing solitaire or sleeping.
"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"

"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."
by akb123 August 21, 2008
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Raccoon's Breakfast

That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.
"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.
by goody5 December 11, 2011
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porchagese breakfast

The act of egg white and sugar while she is doing a handstand while the person eats the woman out
porchagese breakfast is what i do to your mom
by nevamuck November 3, 2010
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british breakfast

when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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Breakfast

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!
by Head Chef June 10, 2009
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Portugese Breakfast

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"
I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.
by Pdogs September 18, 2005
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hot breakfast

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.
We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.
by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011
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