Pig in a blanket 

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

Pig in a blanket by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

Cheetos Throw Blanket 

The act of throwing collected Cheetos dust on a blanket and 2 people roll around in it. They then proceed to lick it all off while still on the blanket.

“It took a long time to finish doing a Cheetos Throw Blanket”

Cheetos Throw Blanket by Delaginger February 25, 2021

Miggs in a Blanket 

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

Miggs in a Blanket by anonymous August 17, 2021

Pig in a blanket 

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

Pig in a blanket by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

well, wrap my dick in a blanket 

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

well, wrap my dick in a blanket by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

Yellow Blanket 

When someone sits or lays on another person and then pisses themselves, getting piss all over the person they are sitting/laying on top of. Although in order to do this, you must piss in your own pants, the hilarity of it far surpasses the grossness of it.

Chris made some joke about Jackson, so Jackson sat on chris and gave him a Yellow Blanket. Chris would have been mad, but he was laughing too hard.

Yellow Blanket by SaMo Chron Smoker September 30, 2009

Breakup Blanket 

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

Breakup Blanket by Srathraz November 24, 2009