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Blog Years

To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.
Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011
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blog

a euphamism for cock or penis...
I'm going to play with my blog.
by stcharlesdude August 13, 2011
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blog

when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 12, 2011
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Blago

The act of attempting to sell a senate seat but failing to collect.
If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.
Rod BLAGOjevitch
by Thomas Bodetti December 27, 2011
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blogbie

Blog+freebie=blogbie.
A blogger who goes to events, especially press conferences, just for the sake of freebies.
Rina went to press event not to write about the story but for the freebie. She was hoping to win in the raffle. She's a certified blogbie.
by Rizal Jose August 9, 2012
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blog fag

someone who reads many blogs only to gather them together and make their own blog about the subject.
us weekly said he was gay, and also tmz. so i re posted it to my blog fag.
by the yukon June 8, 2012
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Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.
After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.
by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012
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